Friday, February 19, 2010

Pet Peeve

My New Years Resolution this year is to be more truthful... Whether to myself or to other people remains to be seen.

So to that point here is my list of pet peeves... Hold on it is long...

1. People that just have to pull out in front of me and then drive 5 below the speed limit.

2. People changing the radio in my car. HELLO... My car, my radio.

3. When someone tells me they will do something and yet it still doesn't get done by them.

4. Dirty socks on the bathroom floor... bedroom floor... living room floor... Honestly why do you have to run around barefoot in the middle of winter...

5. Anyone touching the thermostat.

6. The dogs not eating their food over their dish. Instead they have to take it to the dining room and it leaves crumbs...

7. Having to remind people to do things... I know if I could get this stopped there would be no reason to have my to-do list...

8. Austin moving my tools. They are called MY tools for a reason. Use your own damn hammer.

9. Austin's driving.

10. Riding in the same car as Austin... Never fails as soon as I put my head down to read my book he starts talking.

11. Not having my questions answered.

12. People who don't answer email. I realize that everyone gets junk mail but honestly how long does it take to jet off a response to my most urgent questions? Is it too much to ask?

13. When my husband doesn't respond back to me on BlackBerry messenger. Hello I know it was delivered and you received it therefore read it...

14. How the dog likes to sit behind me while I am sitting at the computer... like he is right now...

15. When my husband and I are out and we see people he knows he doesn't introduce me and I have to do it myself.

16. When my husband and I are out and we see people I know he will introduce himself and then walk away. HELLO jackbutt!! If I can talk to your nerds you talk to my people...

17. That my mother/sister-in-law bug me into doing things and then act like we are best friends.

18. When they (refer to previous) comment on my facebook or photoblog and make it a underhanded insult or as in my photoblog saying stuff about Mason and not seeing him too much. HELLO!! You live 10 minutes away!! Enough said.

19. That my husband has 4 alarms... FOUR!! All set to go off within minutes of each other and then all snooze again to be within minutes of each other... at 5 in the morning.

20. Cashiers who don't know how to count back change.

21. Salespeople who attack you as soon as you walk in the door or their department but then as soon as you need assistance you can't find one of the little bastards anywhere.

22. Weekends where my husband thinks he shouldn't have to do anything because he worked all week. Just what the hell does he think I did all week...

23. On my days to sleep in yelling and screaming can be heard coming from the living room thereby keeping me from falling back to sleep.

24. The fact that I no longer get to go to the bathroom by myself...

25. People who evade my questions or think theirs are more important...




I'll add more as I think of them...

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