Looks Good To Him

My husband has been playing around with my monitor again. I calibrated my monitor so that it showed true color and he went in and messed with the colors so that they are really bright. Unfortunately it makes the shadows really dark. Better yet he doesn't remember what he did. He thinks it looks good like this. Great.
I really did try to explain to him that while he might think it looks good by the time I get done playing with a photo in photoshop that it will look like crap to anyone not viewing it on my computer.
He looked at me like I was speaking Greek. I can dumb it down no more than that. I mean he is an engineer he should know better. The problem is that he just doesn't care any more than that.
I explained to him in my shrew like good wife voice that he is no longer able to touch any settings on the computer. Every time he gets on the computer it seems to run slower and slower. I don't know if he thinks he is helping but I see it as a hindrance. I finally had to put a KEEP OUT sign on my office door.
Believe it or not that is not the worst thing he did yesterday. Nope. I swear sometimes I think it is him that needs the babysitter.
Last night we had some popcorn storms blow through here. High winds, heavy rain and hail. Where was my husband you might ask. Well, he was outside with MY CAMERA. MY CAMERA!! I couldn't believe it. He couldn't understand why I was mad at him. Seriously! For crying out loud he had my camera outside in the rain and wind unprotected.
I couldn't think of anything that he treasures to use as an example so I used his motorcycle. I said, "Lets pretend for a moment that you I took the engine of your bike apart and then pushed it out of the garage and into the rain." (at this point I thought he was going to throw up)
He replies, "You wouldn't." I tried to explain to him that that is basically what he did to me. You can't take a camera out in the rain.
To top it all off he used both batteries till they were dead. Come on really if your gonna use my stuff at least leave it as you found it. At least that is the rule with the car. Always give it back with more gas than when you got it.
I didn't realize it was rocket science. Obviously it is. Did I mention that we have been married almost 9 years. 9 long frustrating years.