Me: So did you have any excitement while I was gone?
Hubby: No.
Me: Then why is there bird poop on my mirror and the window sill?
Hubby: Bird poop?
Me: Yep, bird poop! Unless it was you...
Hubby: I don't recall a bird being in the house.
Me: Really. What do you recall?
I'm still waiting on his answer.
How does someone not notice a bird in the house? Really!
I guess I should just be excited the house is still standing.
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